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'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

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"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Rock and Roll

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Dino Fest

Nick Cave.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

'Elton John'

Guitar Hero.

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Christine McVie

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

Guitar.

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

We love the Rolling Stones...