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'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

The Thought Process.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Rock and Roll

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Portfolio, 2011

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

Rock On

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Micro and Macro Department,

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Sissy Spacek

Christine McVie

Nick Cave.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'We need to schedule an autopsy audit to find out what happened here.'

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'