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He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Guitar.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

He played the infamous suicide note.

"From rocker to rocker."

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'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Bob, we know that you can do the job, even though you did exaggerate your resume.'

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

"Tell me why you want to work for Schimpf and associates?"

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'