Recruitment Rockstar T-Shirts

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Dino Fest

Guitar Hero.

'Elton John'

'I'm with the band.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Rock & Roll

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

"I'd like to be the first to welcome you to our company. But, I've decided not to hire you."

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Fuzz - the band members have a role to play.

"From rocker to rocker."

He played the infamous suicide note.

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Tom Waits.

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

Ferrero Rocker

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)