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"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Motorherd

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"From rocker to rocker."

He played the infamous suicide note.

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Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

'You say here you're a people person.'

'Bob, we know that you can do the job, even though you did exaggerate your resume.'

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."