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'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

Larry's used art

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

How Amazon was invented

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"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

D.I.Y

Sale.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."