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And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

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"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'He puts them on hold so he can do background music.'

In basket-case.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

Do not think outside the box!

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Yeah? Well, tell him that in this company Gandhi-like resistance wouldn't have worked for Gandhi, either."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."