Rockstar Investors Gifts

"This next song is about one of life's toughest choices. It's called, 'Equities or Debt Securities, I Just Don't Freakin' Know!'...and a one, and a two..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Motorherd

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

F&E Antiques. Ernie, tell customers that we restocked our inventory, not that we have "all new antiques."

"From rocker to rocker."

He played the infamous suicide note.

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Ferrero Rocker

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Freddie Mercury

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

'Bob, we know that you can do the job, even though you did exaggerate your resume.'

'You say here you're a people person.'

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

Marilyn Manson.

'I'd be interested in any stocks that are Oprah-approved.'

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

"Try this medication. It's worked for my other patients who were dropped by their labels."

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."