Corporate Rockstar Gifts

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

"From rocker to rocker."

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

Ferrero Rocker

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

"All in favor of ditching the suits and forming a rock band say 'aye'."

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'Boy...usually it just gently weeps.'

'Staying Competitive in Business' Conference

"Tell me why you want to work for Schimpf and associates?"

Health.