Rockstar Gifts

"From rocker to rocker."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Ferrero Rocker

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Electric guitar

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Guitar.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"