Rockstar Gifts

Liam Gallagher.

"From rocker to rocker."

Marilyn Manson.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Ferrero Rocker

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Freddie Mercury

Jimi Hendrix.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Ray Davies

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus

Mick Jagger

Electric guitar