Dinosaurs Rockstar Gifts

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

Robert Fripp

Ancient Racing

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Motorherd

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Early accounting scandals.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

Rod Stewart

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.