Dinosaurs Rockstar Mugs

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

Ancient Racing

Motorherd

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Early accounting scandals.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.