Dinosaur Disco Lover Gifts

Club Club.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Catasaurus

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Oooh... bacon!"