Dinosaur Disco Lover Gifts

Club Club.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Karataoke

Catasaurus

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

Disco Owls

"I think we overordered."

"Oooh... bacon!"