Silent Disco Lover Gifts

Gregorian Monk Silent Disco.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Karataoke

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Fossil bands

King with the boom box.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Gramaphone Man.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

A 60's pop group

French Animal Noises.

You Know You're Old When...

Amy Winehouse

ABBA

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

Sixties rock stars in heaven.