Dinosaur Dancer Gifts

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Ancient Racing

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"The club scene is really changing."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The Stripper

Experts through the ages.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Scientific error causes the extinction of the dinosaurs.

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."