Dinosaur Dancer Gifts

Cavemen and ballet dancers

Ancient Racing

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"The club scene is really changing."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The Stripper

Experts through the ages.

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

T-rex takes a selfie

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Noah's lesser known brother.