Relocation Ready Rockstar Gifts

'Impressive resume. Any problem with relocating?'

Motorherd

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

Animal immigration

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Guitar.

F&E Antiques. Ernie, tell customers that we restocked our inventory, not that we have "all new antiques."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"From rocker to rocker."

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Ferrero Rocker

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

To Antarctica

Marilyn Manson.

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

The $68.00 comeback special

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"For the last time, Bellows, it's stomp stomp clap, we will, we will rock. Now, from the top..."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."