Relocation Ready Rockstar T-Shirts

'Impressive resume. Any problem with relocating?'

Motorherd

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

Guitar.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

"From rocker to rocker."

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Ferrero Rocker

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

To Antarctica

'I never learned to walk on two legs, and I've done all right for myself.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

The $68.00 comeback special

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

"To be honest, I'd rather take guitar lessons, but my parents so look forward to hockey season."

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'