Real Estate Rockstar Gifts

"All my lunch money's in real estate."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

F&E Antiques. Ernie, tell customers that we restocked our inventory, not that we have "all new antiques."

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

"From rocker to rocker."

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"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

Ferrero Rocker

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Marilyn Manson.

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'