Real Estate Rascals Gifts

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Mouse real estate!

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Estate Agents: Executive Homes

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

"You do realize this may affect my review of you on Yelp?"

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

"Is it right on the lagoon?"

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

Real Estate Lust

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

Indian burial ground.

Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'And the 4th bedroom?'

"Did I mention it was close to transport?"

‘We unknowingly bought a leasehold new build!’

Bank Owned

"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'."

Hospital ward is the proposed site of an internal supermarket.

Trump Dump

"As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet..."