Real Estate Rascals Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for the real estate enthusiast with a mischievous streak? Our collection features clever, humorous items that celebrate their love for property and their playful personality. Whether they’re a seasoned realtor or a passionate homeowner, find something to bring a smile and a touch of personality to their space.

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'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!' mockup

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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' ... and this is the half bath.' mockup

' ... and this is the half bath.'

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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Mouse real estate!

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?' mockup

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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Estate Agents: Executive Homes

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.' mockup

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

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"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..." mockup

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

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"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price." mockup

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

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This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows. mockup

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

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Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case. mockup

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

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Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'. mockup

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

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'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I just don't think you're cut out to sell real estate.'

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Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint. mockup

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

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'... and the house prices are still going up.'

'... and the house prices are still going up.' mockup

'... and the house prices are still going up.'

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Real Estate Lust

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'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.' mockup

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

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'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.' mockup

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

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Indian burial ground.

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Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...' mockup

Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

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"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention." mockup

"Your mother is receiving top quality care and attention."

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'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.' mockup

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

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'And the 4th bedroom?'

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"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'."

"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'." mockup

"Well one step down from our 'Luxury Executive Mansion' is our 'crap terrace with outside loo'."

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Hospital ward is the proposed site of an internal supermarket.

Hospital ward is the proposed site of an internal supermarket. mockup

Hospital ward is the proposed site of an internal supermarket.

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"Did I mention it was close to transport?"

"Did I mention it was close to transport?" mockup

"Did I mention it was close to transport?"

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‘We unknowingly bought a leasehold new build!’

‘We unknowingly bought a leasehold new build!’ mockup

‘We unknowingly bought a leasehold new build!’

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Bank Owned

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"As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet..."

"As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet..." mockup

"As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet..."

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"All my lunch money's in real estate." mockup

"All my lunch money's in real estate."

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Real Estate Rascals Gifts Collection

Real Estate Rascals Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for real estate rascals and find the perfect witty gift to start their day with a smile.

Real Estate Rascals Pillows

Check out our playful pillows for real estate rascals—great for making their space more fun and lively.

Real Estate Rascals Prints

Discover our witty prints for real estate rascals—perfect for decorating with personality and humor.

Real Estate Rascals T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts for real estate rascals—ideal for adding humor and personality to their wardrobe.