Office Rockstars Gifts

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Electric guitar

Santa Metal Claus

'You say he left the office hours ago?'