Pricing Strategy Superstar Gifts

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

Sales

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Step aerobics

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally."

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

Child on a schedule.

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."