Rock Star Vibes Gifts

Man using guitar as golf club.

Steve Morse

Anna Calvi

Rocker boots go through airport security

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Freddie Mercury

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Peter Gabriel

Christine McVie

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Santa Metal Claus

Mick Jagger

Pete Townshend

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"