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Man using guitar as golf club.

Rocker boots go through airport security

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Rock and Roll

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Christine McVie

Electric guitar

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'