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Steve Morse

Robert Fripp

Anna Calvi

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Jimi Hendrix.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Elton John

Singer and her microphone

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

Madonna and Child, 2008

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Santa Metal Claus

Mick Jagger

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Elton John

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"