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"Oh, them? Groupies."

Anna Calvi

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Rock and Roll

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Gregg Allman

Nick Cave.

Christine McVie

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

Rock Walk Sign

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

Ziggy Wombat

"I usually work in snow."

We love the Rolling Stones...

Liam Gallagher

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

He played the infamous suicide note.

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Mick Jagger caricature.

Amy Winehouse

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Meat Loaf

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.