Rock Star Lifestyle Gifts

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

Robert Fripp

Anna Calvi

ZZZZZZZ Top

Freddie Mercury

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

Ray Davies

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Peter Gabriel

Pete Townshend

Christine McVie

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Mick Jagger

Gregg Allman

Electric guitar

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

Santa Metal Claus