Rock Star Lifestyle Lover Gifts

Rock N Roll

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

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Summer Road Work

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

Steven Tyler

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

'I woke up this morning, my honey was gone.'

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."