Rock Star Lifestyle Lover Gifts

Rock N Roll

Robert Fripp

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Robbie Williams

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

David Bowie

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Gregg Allman

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Liam Gallagher

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

Amy Winehouse

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

Mike Rutherford

Summer Road Work

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Marilyn Manchin

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'

'If you wish to retain my rock star client's talents you're going to need to pay a rock star price.'

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

Steven Tyler

'I woke up this morning, my honey was gone.'

Frank Zappa

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

David Bowie