Rehabilitation Rockstar Gifts

'Mike graduated at the top of his rehabilitation class!'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Rock & Roll

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

F&E Antiques. Ernie, tell customers that we restocked our inventory, not that we have "all new antiques."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

"From rocker to rocker."

Ferrero Rocker

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

'I play heavy metal.'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Bris

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Lab Rat Rehab...

'I remember when you were this high!'

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

Alice Cooper

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."