Rehabilitation Rockstar Gifts

'Mike graduated at the top of his rehabilitation class!'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

Rock & Roll

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

"And they'll remain in captivity until they are fully rehabilitated and able to fly again."

"From rocker to rocker."

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

'I play heavy metal.'

Ferrero Rocker

Bris

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Lab Rat Rehab...

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."