Struggling Rockstar Gifts

"Gracie, that was a beautiful song...until you started playing it."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rocking Witches.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Rock and Roll

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."