Struggling Rockstar Gifts

"Gracie, that was a beautiful song...until you started playing it."

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

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"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Liam Gallagher.

Rock and Roll

Jimi Hendrix.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Ringo Starr

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

Ray Davies

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn