Pop Rockstar Pillows

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Tina Turner

Liam Gallagher.

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Jimi Hendrix.

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Ringo Starr

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Robbie Williams

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

The band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Roger McGuinn

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Singer and her microphone

Elton John

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

Madonna.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Madonna and Child, 2008