Beach Volleyballer Gifts

Spiked Ball

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Dreaming of Holidays.

Hero of the Beach?

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Mental To-Do List

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

The tanning channel.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Where's Wilson now?

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Sand castle in a sand timer.

'Mr. Harding can't come to the phone. He's truing to transition to vacation mode.'