Beach Defender Gifts

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Brighton Bersagliere.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Sand Snowmen

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Shark tower surveillance camera.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's not easy being green…"

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Fish with Shield

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."