Beach Defender Gifts

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Sand Snowmen

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

'I think its being tapped.'

"It's not easy being green…"

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Fish with Shield

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'