Ocean Defender Gifts

"I only drink bottled water. Have you seen the trash floating around in this ocean?"

'Who know sucking dry the foundation of the food chain could make you so rich! This is great!'

"I wasn't always a bottled-nosed Dolphin, Kevin."

Civilization!

"I was going to go swimming, but the ocean is too crowded."

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

How to keep sharks at bay: UNION.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Well Sir, your birth certificate says you were not born here, so you can't spawn here! Move along..."

World Ocean Day

The Humpback Whale . . . or as the Japanese call it, sushi.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"Human waste."

Australia is going to fight global warming by subsidising snorkels for the Pacific Islands

"It's not easy being green…"

...After the oil spill.

'What is all the racket up here?!'

'Locate the body? Think about that, you idiot! If there was a body to locate, wouldn't that remove any motive I had to begin with?'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Gulf Coast Not Forgotten - The Eyes Have It.

There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

A Manatee's Revenge At A Public Pool

Fisher gets pulled in by a trawler of investments.

An angry crude oil soaked King Neptune about to reap vengeance on two Oil Rig workers for the leak they have just created.

'Say, watch who you're calling 'crabby'!'

Save the Whales/Free Radicals!!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.