Cod Liver Oil: A group of angry Atlantic Cods have finally found the person who has the remains of their former Livers being sold as a Health product.
Ocean Defenders Gifts
Looking for a gift for an ocean defender? Our collection features clever and heartfelt items that highlight their commitment to protecting marine environments. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, these products honor their dedication to saving our seas, raising awareness, and inspiring positive change. Ideal for nature lovers, environmental advocates, or anyone passionate about ocean conservation, these thoughtfully designed gifts serve as reminders of the importance of safeguarding our planet’s precious waters.
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."
"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."
There is No Planet C
"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."
The New Normal
Climate Change
"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"
Nuclear waste.
"The third leading cause of forest fires."
"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."
"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."
"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."
'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'
Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.
'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'
"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."
'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'
'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'
Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'
Evolution.
'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'
"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."
"It's not easy being green…"
"Nope. No fish."
An angry Shark has finally found the person who has his missing Jaws and teeth being mounted as a trophy
The Procrastinator
'Who is to blame?'
"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."
Marine Pollution
Ocean Defenders Gifts Collection
Ocean Defenders Mugs
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