Ocean Protector Gifts

"Help us!!"

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Bay Witch

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Danger: This water is not suitable for Drinking

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

"And this is my natural environment tank."

One day, it had enough and became better known as the Killer Whale.

Whale fluke throws plastic waste back onshore.

Save the Humans.

'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

"At least I died British."

"If you listen carefully, you can hear the oil slopping about."

'Neat hey?! I've managed to fool the whaling-ships for weeks with this disguise...'

Surfing sewage

'There goes the neighborhood!' (fish referring to diver)

I remember when all this was water...

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

Fish Stocks

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

'Darn jetskis!'

'Help a poor penniless urchin.'

'I'd never go back to drinking polluted water. The beer is too good on land.'

Ocean pollution...

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"