Ocean Protector Gifts

"Help us!!"

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

Buoy with message: 'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day'.

'We interupt ocean sounds for an advertorial against offshore oil drilling...'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Bay Witch

'There are whalers around here, so I try not to surface: Hence the snorkel...'

Surfing sewage

"At least I died British."

'Neat hey?! I've managed to fool the whaling-ships for weeks with this disguise...'

"If you listen carefully, you can hear the oil slopping about."

Whale fluke throws plastic waste back onshore.

'There goes the neighborhood!' (fish referring to diver)

I remember when all this was water...

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'

Save the Humans.

One day, it had enough and became better known as the Killer Whale.

"And this is my natural environment tank."

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

Danger: This water is not suitable for Drinking

'Darn jetskis!'

Ocean pollution...

'I'd never go back to drinking polluted water. The beer is too good on land.'

Fish Stocks

BP oil spill

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

'Help a poor penniless urchin.'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.