Planetary Protector Gifts

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Population rocket

Geologic Time Heals All Wounds.

Earth Bottle.

Donald Trump Wants To Ruin Bigger and Bigger Things

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

"Oh dear! Morning has broken!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

Apocalipsis

Please maintain 2 meteors apart

Global Warming

Coronavirus

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Climate Crisis

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!