Planet Protection Gifts

Just Stop Boil

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Global Warmer 2000.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Climate Crisis

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."