Planet Conservation Gifts

'One lousy hot flash, and the little tree-huggers go nuts!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"