Planet Protection Mugs

Just Stop Boil

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Climate Crisis

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.