Planet Protectors Gifts

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

A Daily Prescription for Politically-Correct Conspicuous Consumers.

There is no planet B,

Doing our bit to save the planet.

'You have no kids yet fret about our environmental future, while I have 4 kids and couldn't care less,'

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

Earth Reset Button.

"We're trying to help you!"

"I've been on a plant-based diet all my life and it hasn't helped the planet."

Stop global warming

"Uh Oh! Houston, we have a problem."

Does God keep an environmental impact file on us?

COP26

Heatwaves

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

'What do you mean 'never heard of Enviro-Control'!'

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Earth population

How many environmental catastrophes does it take?

'Hey! Give global warming a rest!'

Rising cost of recycling bins

Eco-snobs.

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Recycling'

Earth-no deposit-no return.

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

Today's Weather vs. Global Warming.

When she said she was 'involved', she forgot to mention it was with the environment.

'That's it? Months of study, endless reports, and all we come up with is 'everyone should stay home more'?'

Heavenly Recycling Centre

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

Climate change

Watered Down