Ocean Protection Gifts

Last Blue Tuna.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Just Stop Boil

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"The Nominees"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Stop Human Footing

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Sea Change.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Save the river.