Ocean Protection Gifts

Last Blue Tuna.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Deforestation.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Just Stop Boil

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"The Nominees"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Stop Human Footing

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."