The Procrastinator
Ocean Health Gifts
Looking for a gift that champions the cause of ocean health? Our collection for ocean lovers features fun, inspiring items that underscore the importance of preserving our seas. Whether it's for a marine biology enthusiast or a sustainable living advocate, these thoughtfully designed products can help spread awareness and make a meaningful statement. Dive into our selection and find the perfect way to show you care about our blue planet!
Whale blows plastic bottles out hole
My Day - A fish talks about pollution & plastics
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
2021
"Good For You / Bad For You"
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'
'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'
Self help acupuncture
Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'
'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'
'You've hit the fitness plateau.'
"Do you guys serve beer?"
'Something for the weekend, Sir?'
Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.
'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'
"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
What the Doctor Ordered
'Well, well, well...'
Lactose Intolerant
"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"
Mister Mid-Life Crisis
"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."
"Your contents have shifted."
'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'
'Not that sort of body building program!'
"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."
'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'
'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"
'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'
"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."
Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol
Ocean Health Gifts Collection
Ocean Health Mugs
Explore our collection of ocean health mugs—witty, stylish, and perfect for spreading awareness with every coffee break.
Ocean Health Pillows
Add ocean-inspired comfort with our pillows, a perfect reminder of the beauty and importance of protecting our seas.
Ocean Health Prints
Browse our ocean health prints—artful ways to celebrate and advocate for the preservation of our precious marine environment.
Ocean Health T-Shirts
Check out our ocean-themed t-shirts—fun, meaningful, and great for making a statement about marine conservation.