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The Procrastinator

Whale blows plastic bottles out hole

My Day - A fish talks about pollution & plastics

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Your contents have shifted."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol