Ocean Survival T-Shirts

Dangerous dinghy...

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Puss in cement boots"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...