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"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

I hate group projects

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

Shark to fish about school of fish: 'School of choice.'

'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'

Mermaid Playing Whale's Teeth.

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'None of your business!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Walter The Sea Monster

'Oh yeah, well my big brother's not scared of you!'

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Yes, eating fish is good for your health, but eating your doctor would not be!"

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

Fish's Revenge.

"I just love this book!"

Fish have to sit at the table for thirty minutes after eating.

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

"They go to a private school."

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Seals on Wheels

No-one messed with the Crays.

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Octopus and Harp

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

Fish underwater with sizes written on them.