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Sockeye Salmon.

I'm having trouble breathing.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'If you can read this we'd like to know.'

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

Fish Hiccups

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

Shellfie

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Diving Cat.

Fish Farming

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

Water scarcity

'That would be too easy - I'm doing a sponsored walk.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Basking Separatist

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Flipper fish!

Though he found the perfect spot, it would be the last time Sal the fish played hide-and-seek.

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'