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Sockeye Salmon.

I'm having trouble breathing.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'If you can read this we'd like to know.'

"Oh wonderful! You just couldn't resist it could you?"

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

Fish Hiccups

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

Shellfie

"I don't care what they say, plastic's been good to me."

Diving Cat.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Fish Farming

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Though he found the perfect spot, it would be the last time Sal the fish played hide-and-seek.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

Fish king swimming around his bowl!

Water scarcity

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

'It's OK guys, they're recreational SCUBA divers, not spear-fishermen...'

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

"I'd appreciate it if you talked to me without staring at my gills."

Flipper fish!

Basking Separatist