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'Compulsive gambling.'

'I hear 150 is the new 90.'

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

Fish tells lobster: 'Please stop doing that annoying quote marks thing.'

Hermit crab to snail: '...And that's my life story in a nutshell.'

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

'Listen, yes, I'm a hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'Catfish always have the coolest houses.'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'I win!'

'Of course I'll go back to your place. I'm running out of oxygen.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'Our food doesn't have to be dolphin-safe, sir -- dolphins never eat here.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The seal of approval.

'I'm not crowding you am I?'

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

Grace under pressure

Eat or be eaten.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Lunchtime, boys!'

Lepreprawn

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'You will soon be on a serious roll. Wait-make that a bagel.'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

"I just love this book!"

'You really must try these Harry. Sarah does the best fingerfood!'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"You're tough to shop for."

'If you put your ear to them you can hear the land.'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.