Ocean Life Gifts

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

I hate group projects

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

Shark to fish about school of fish: 'School of choice.'

Mermaid Playing Whale's Teeth.

'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

'None of your business!'

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."

Walter The Sea Monster

'Oh yeah, well my big brother's not scared of you!'

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Last night I couldn't sleep! I really should stop eating coffee drinkers before I go to bed."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

'Could you show us something a little more upstream?'

"I just love this book!"

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

Fish have to sit at the table for thirty minutes after eating.

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

No-one messed with the Crays.

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

Seals on Wheels

Fish's Revenge.

"They go to a private school."

"Yes, eating fish is good for your health, but eating your doctor would not be!"

Octopus and Harp

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."