Underwater Life Gifts

"I want out, Laura."

"Private school. You can tell by the ties."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Is this the School of Thought?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Always avoid eating politicians, they're just empty calories."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

I said, turn up your herring aid!

Throughout history, many animals have played a key role in the development of medical science.

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

'I feel like a sea change.'

Fish Fries

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Love your piercing!'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Faster, Georges, faster!

reincarnated worm...

Horror movies

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."