Underwater Life Gifts

"I want out, Laura."

"Private school. You can tell by the ties."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Is this the School of Thought?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Always avoid eating politicians, they're just empty calories."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

I said, turn up your herring aid!

Throughout history, many animals have played a key role in the development of medical science.

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

'I feel like a sea change.'

Fish Fries

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Love your piercing!'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Oh my gosh, what is it?

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Seagiraffes

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

reincarnated worm...

Horror movies

Captain in a storm

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."