Underwater World Gifts

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Shark food pyramid.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I want out, Laura."

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

clown fish

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'Steroids.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"